Potty Talk

Tonight I took the boys to eat at Luby's while Carl went to TKD.

Big Brother Alex escorted Ryan to the bathroom, and then comes back to the table. He then announces, "Whatever Ryan tells you when he comes back from the bathroom, it isn't true."

Now with a statement like that, all sorts of horrible thoughts are racing through my head. Alex won't budge, though, and tell me what it is he thinks Ryan will tell me, but I do at least get out of him that Ryan is safe and no one else was in the men's room. (Both boys currently throw fits at going in the women's room with me, and in an empty place like Luby's, where I can keep an eye on the bathroom door, I generally don't worry too much.)


So Ryan comes back, holding his hands in front of him, and says, rather loudly, "Alex made me pee on my hand!"

And the worst part?

His hands hadn't been washed.

Boys.