Thursday, August 23, 2012
Breaking Up is Hard to Do
Your adorableness and royal birth can only take you so far in life, and it is with deep regret that I announce the end of my obsession with you. Surely you knew better than to believe an advertising slogan. What happens in Vegas, does not, in fact, stay in Vegas.
To be a fly on the wall when you meet up with Gran to explain this one. Just a suggestion: she may seem like she has a keen sense of humor after skydiving with James Bond, but I think it best if you keep your clothes on for this meeting.